Varun is not Ishaan's friend, and they have never met. He is, like Ishaan... 4 years old.. and comes up with one liners that leave one speechless.
Varun is my colleague's son and mater was regaled by Varunisms narrated by his father.
Presenting here, 3 stories to impress Varun's gf after he has grown up :
1. Varun and his father (lets call him S) are watching a movie. S informs Varun that the elephant is about to be hunted in a while in the film. Varun: How do u know?
S: I have seen this movie thrice already. I know.
V: (after the scene is over) So papa, is that a papa elephant or a mama elephant.
S: Errm... i dont know!
V: So whats the point of seeing a movie 3 times if u cant even answer this much abt the movie!
2. Varun has just won his class Running competition. After a few days, one night, S and the elder son (that'll be Varun's elder brother) are talking.
B(Brother) : Papa, is Usain Bolt a faster runner or Ronaldo?
S: Depends beta.. if its on the football field, am sure Ronaldo runs better, and on track, it will be Bolt.
V: You mean, both of them run faster than me??
3. The family is on a holiday with grandparents.
Varun refuses to go home.
S: OK, u stay here. I willl take ur mother and brother and we are all going home.
V: Why are you taking my mother? Take your mother and go!!
Kids!!!!
Varun is my colleague's son and mater was regaled by Varunisms narrated by his father.
Presenting here, 3 stories to impress Varun's gf after he has grown up :
1. Varun and his father (lets call him S) are watching a movie. S informs Varun that the elephant is about to be hunted in a while in the film. Varun: How do u know?
S: I have seen this movie thrice already. I know.
V: (after the scene is over) So papa, is that a papa elephant or a mama elephant.
S: Errm... i dont know!
V: So whats the point of seeing a movie 3 times if u cant even answer this much abt the movie!
2. Varun has just won his class Running competition. After a few days, one night, S and the elder son (that'll be Varun's elder brother) are talking.
B(Brother) : Papa, is Usain Bolt a faster runner or Ronaldo?
S: Depends beta.. if its on the football field, am sure Ronaldo runs better, and on track, it will be Bolt.
V: You mean, both of them run faster than me??
3. The family is on a holiday with grandparents.
Varun refuses to go home.
S: OK, u stay here. I willl take ur mother and brother and we are all going home.
V: Why are you taking my mother? Take your mother and go!!
Kids!!!!
So Sweet.. :)
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